Monthly Archives: May 2007

A pirate walks into a bar. He’s got a peg leg, a hooked hand, and an eye patch. He’s mad, real mad. He walks up to the bartender and says, “Yar, gimme a rum!” The bartender says, “Okay, but first… answer me this – how’d you get that peg leg?” “Yar,” spat the pirate. “I […]

A story pastor Mike told on Sunday: Years ago, a missionary teacher in Africa has finished her 10+ years of teaching work.  She’s going back to her homeland.  All the people in the village are very grateful of what she’s done and throw her a farewell party.  At the end of the party, a little […]

Panda Monks couldn’t resist porn Thanks to Tangerine20, I know my childhood dream can come true. Basically, the ‘old news’ is that for decades, panda breeders had had trouble getting pandas to have sex.   Putting naked pandas around a male see no action.  Viagra the pandas didn’t work.  Finally, the CHINESE discovered an ingenius way […]